Some people like the give the gift of laughter for holidays. Here are some funny Father’s Day quotes that can help you make the important men in your life chuckle a little on their special day.
“A father is a banker provided by nature.” — French Proverb
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. — Robert Orben
To be a successful father, there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years. — Ernest Hemingway
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. — Bill Cosby
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. — Red Buttons
“When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?’ He answered, ‘If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.’” — Jerry Lewis
Want more? Check out my other posts for Father’s Day Quotes from Daughter to Dad and Father’s Day Printables. And…enter to win the Dear Ole Daddy-O giveaway for that special man in your life!
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My husband could agree to that top one!! My boys are always asking us to buy them something!
I loved these! My favorite is the Jerry Lewis quote! Cannot stop laughing! Very cute! Thanks.
Those are great quotes!
These are so cute! I like the Heminway one!
Those are some great quotes to inspire some Father’s Day Humor – thank you for sharing
Really Cute Quotes! Thanks!
These are so cute :O)
I love the Red Buttons quote, too funny!
Nice Quotes!!
love them all especially the last one. Red S. was so so funny!!
Haha! These are cute! Thanks for sharing!
Awesome quotes! Love the zoo one!
Aw haha!
Great! #2 is my fav!
Love these!!! I still need to find a Father’s Day gift for my Husband….My favorite of the quotes is definitely Red Buttons…haha
Great Quotes!