Some people like the give the gift of laughter for holidays. Here are some funny Father’s Day quotes that can help you make the important men in your life chuckle a little on their special day.
“A father is a banker provided by nature.” — French Proverb
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. — Robert Orben
To be a successful father, there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years. — Ernest Hemingway
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. — Bill Cosby
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. — Red Buttons
“When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?’ He answered, ‘If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.’” — Jerry Lewis