Funny Halloween Jokes – 6 Signs You are Too Old to Go Trick or Treating

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So, at what age are you too old to be out Trick or Treating for Halloween? Check out the signs below – the funny Halloween jokes just may help you decide if it’s time you stopped dressing up and asking for candy! :)

Funny Halloween Jokes

6. You are tired after walking from the car to the first door…forget walking through the neighborhood!

5. When you hold out your bag, you ask for low calorie treats!

4. When someone opens the door, you say “Trick or…or…,” forgetting the rest!

3. You can only Trick or Treat until 8pm…or else you will be up past your bedtime!

2. You end up with restraining orders rather than candy!

1. You have to avoid some houses because your ex’s live there!

For more funny stuff, check out my Halloween Jokes for Kids as well as my Halloween Happenings board on Pinterest! 

About Kecia

Kecia Hambrick is a southern girl, born and raised in Georgia. She's also a WAHM to a two year old boy, wife to an awesome husband named James, blogger, freelance writer, and self-proclaimed social media enthusiast. Southern Girl Ramblings is her little spot on the web where she rambles about parenting, life in general, and the best products on the market!

Comments

  1. Jeannette says:

    Haha! I still love trick-or-treating – even if I am too old. That’s why we have kids – so that we can still do it anyway!

  2. Stefani says:

    Funny! I still like to dress up and go with my kids!

  3. Ashley S says:

    Oh, I needed a good laugh today. Hey, does that mean I am old?

  4. candice says:

    Haha! This is just hilarious! I especially like #5!

  5. Rhonda YVSG says:

    I so enjoyed this post! Thanks for the smiles…

  6. Lynn Ponder says:

    Fun stuff…love Halloween and will always do even when I grow very old LOL!

  7. Holly Thomas says:

    So Funny and True!! :)

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