Halloween is a fun time for everyone, which is why I wanted to compile a list of Halloween jokes for kids that will have you have your sides splitting! Check out the assortment of funny Halloween jokes below, and feel free to add your own in the comments on this post!
Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn’t have the guts!
Q: What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
A: Booberries!
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
Q: Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
A: They’re too wrapped up in themselves…
Q: How do monsters tell their future?
A: They read their horrorscope!
Q: What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A: Ghoul-aid!
Q: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A: At the casketeria!
Q: What are ghosts’ favorite kind of streets?
A: Dead ends!
Q: What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?
A. Scream or sugar?!
Funny Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana Who?
Ivana suck your blood!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo Who?
Don’t cry, Halloween’s almost here!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with candy, please!
About Kecia
I have to share these with my son! He loves jokes. He has a Club Penguin joke book that he reads every day to us.
He didn’t have the guts! Hahaha! My daughter used to tell me this one. And she would about die laughing!
Dawn
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These are great! My kids are 5 & 6 and love jokes, I can’t wait until they get home from school so I can share these with them.
The nine year old in our family will love these, especially since we just finished off a box of Booberry cereal.
I am going to have to share these with my kids…they would love them!
Haha…oh so cute! The kids think the Knock Knock jokes are so funny! Once we say one…I think they repeat for a month! LOL…so cute!
These are too cute & funny!!!