February 14 is all about love and romance – but who says they’re cannot be a little humor involved too? I decided to search for some funny Valentines Day quotes to have a laugh…and I just had to share the best ones!
Funny Valentines Day Quotes
“Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.” ~ Jay Leno
“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” ~ Unknown
“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.” ~ Tracy Smith
“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” ~ Erich Segal
I hope you enjoyed these funny Valentines Day Quotes…feel free to share any you have below! Also, check out my True Love Quotes, perfect for cards!
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Great collection! My favorite is the last one.
That’s hilarious – I have seen some guys shopping at the Dollar Store before Valentines Day
Great quotes! Like you put funny ones in there too..Jay Leno’s is my fave on here.
Guess I should say like you used funny ones..I am not a sappy girl!
I love reading quotes, and these are some really cute ones! I love the one about wondering why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. That’s so true!
I love these! Thanks for the post, I’m off to pin it
I have to agree with the cupid quote completely… especially since I have a two year old romance killer who thinks that everything he touches right now is a potential weapon ;-)
Haha! I love these! VDay is such a funny holiday. Does anyone REALLY like it? Hmm….maybe the first year of dating or marriage…that’s about it. haha! (yes, I’m a downer…)
Hahaha. I loved these. Thanks for the laugh!